A Speech I Would Like to Hear from a Politician...Any Politician!

My fellow Americans: I'm standing here before you this evening because I need the vote of each and every one of you to become the next president of the United States.  I'm going to say something that you may never have heard before coming out of the mouth of a politician.  Well, let me clarify that.  You've probably never heard it come out of the mouth of a sober politician. Politicians are infamous for telling you what they are going to do for you, or what they are going to give to you.  As president of the United States, I am sorry to tell you, I won't be able to do anything for you, or give anything to you.  As president, what I will do is work to take things away from you.  Eliminate things.  Shut things down.  I'll bet you're just itching to get into that voting booth now, aren't you?  But hold on for just a few more minutes, and I'll explain what that means.  The first, and absolutely the most important thing I will take away...(Read Full Article)