Where professors rule, life is cruel.
That is the bottom line for the average American in this, the transformative age of the president the New York Times and Washington Post has called "Professor" Obama, who "schools" the ignorant at home and abroad. Never before have so many with so little humility gathered together in our government, each believing he "is the smartest guy in the room." This is an administration stuffed with academics. And not just any academic: These are educators from elite universities, the kind of experts prized by a political and media elite seeking confirmation of a worldview that expects, notes the Washington Examiner, "the rest of us ... to shut up and do as we are told." Welcome to government by professor. Assorted faculty of Ivy League schools have come together to form an administration with the least real-world and most academic experience of any in modern times, the American Enterprise Institute notes. And so we have a government of scolds, lecturers, and bullies, arrogant academics cheered on by mainstream media when they take a "paddle" to average citizens and taxpayers. Main Street, say hello to Harvard Drive, Chicago Place, and Berkeley Boulevard. The latter are roads that begin in the elite universities and bring "someone better than you" to power in Washington, D.C. Or so says the dean of the School of Law at the University of California at Berkeley, a card-carrying member of what David Brooks of the New York Times fawningly calls "the educated class."
It's okay to be ordinary, a "swiller of beer," Berkeley Dean Christopher Edley, Jr. says, but it takes a "superior intellect" like that of Barack Obama and his taxpayer-paid faculty, Ivy Leaguers most, to understand the needs of Main Street.
The dean well represents the arrogance of an educated class who sees the ordinary taxpayer as raw material to be shaped by regulations wielded by their intellectual superiors, as one of those superiors -- Obama regulatory czar Cass Sunstein -- has written.
Smart people lead and ordinary people follow, Dr. Sunstein maintains, showing the common touch developed during a lifetime on the law faculties of the University of Chicago and Harvard. He is part of a new breed of executive gathered by the Professor-in-Chief, all of whom share the view that Joe the Plumber and Millie the Hairstylist are too simple to understand their real needs...and require a federal government led by an educated elite to regulate them into appropriate behavior and values.
Ordinary taxpayers, those who simply live life and take up space in the world outside of the faculty lounge...well, it's about time they recognized that, as the Berkeley dean noted, "what's good for Harvard and Yale [is] good for America." Professor knows best, not some Midwest father or parent who knows nothing of Marx and Mao and "libertarian paternalism" (all favorites of one or another Obama czar, the last a theory in vogue among Harvard faculty that translates into you-are-free-to-choose-anything-I-allow-you-to-choose). Tough on those of us who, like Joe and Millie, admire such theoreticians as Daniel Lawrence Whitney, also known as Larry the Cable Guy, whose admonition to "Git'R Done" guides life outside the faculty lounge. "Git'R Done?" Are you kidding me? Hey, professors think great thoughts, and Ivy League professors think transforming thoughts in Obama's Washington. Doing is so...so average, so much part of the lives of the great non-Ivy masses who, as Professor Obama has said, cling to guns and religion. God, of course, doesn't do Harvard, and his advice to the world west of Upper Manhattan and east of Berkeley ("to act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly") is so laughably unsophisticated that it could have come from Ward Cleaver, for Mao's sake! It may take a village to raise a child, but it takes a Harvard Ph.D. to raise the consciousness of a nation of village idiots. And so they gather in Washington to "reengineer" your life according to the "abstract theories" they have taught for so many years, as political observer Michael Barone put it. Witness the latest addition to the administration's professorial ranks: Dr. Donald Berwick, the Harvard Medical School professor picked to head the Medicare program. Of course, his knowledge of senior health care is academic, having never actually treated seniors. But he has consulted for National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE), the infamous British rationing board that is responsible for killing more ailing seniors through long waits and treatment denials than any single disease in the United Kingdom. Dr. Berwick shares the "social utility" philosophy of Harvard colleague Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the ObamaCare czar who believes that seniors and the handicapped belong in the back of the usefulness bus. And Dr. Berwick is the colleague known for his thinking about the bureaucracy that will put them there. In Cambridge and Hyde Park (University of Chicago) and Berkeley, this is known as thinking transforming thoughts about "health outcomes"; in the rest of America, it is called "death panels." With classic understatement, Thomas Lifson noted that the "skill set of the faculty lounge rarely translates into great leadership." He points to the nation's last professor-president, Woodrow Wilson, who "paved the way for the emergence of fascism" at the beginning of the last century. Where professors rule, life is cruel. Elite professors have routinely championed thugs and butchers. Ivy League campuses and at least three of Obama's czars continue to extol the virtues of communism, "a totalitarian and bloodthirsty theory that killed one hundred million people in the 20th century." And Nazis and Nazi sympathizers have always found a home among our nation's educated elite. Just this past month, Dr. Stephen H. Norwood of the University of Oklahoma published what critics are calling the definitive study of the relationship of America's elite universities with the Nazi. In The Third Reich in the Ivory Tower: Complicity and Conflict on American Campuses, Norwood is blunt: Our top universities, led by Harvard and Columbia, openly supported Nazi Europe and gave faculty jobs to Nazis who were no longer welcome in Europe after the Second World War
The University of Chicago, for example, welcomed to its faculty lounge a Nazi official who was complicit in atrocities that "cover[ed] a complete range of a demented imagination ... torture and killing." The official went from leaving "Jewish corpses in the street to be chewed up by dogs" to "a highly successful professional career" as part of the "educated class" of David Brooks and our media elites.
"Hail the Conquering Professor," the New York Times proclaimed after passage of health care legislation that takes life and death decisions away from Main Street and empowers the White House faculty lounge. This is the elite group that has given the nation its highest unemployment in three decades, an "ever-expanding government" with exploding payrolls, and who has created a "debt time bomb" threatening the prosperity and freedoms built by generations of "beer swillers" over more than two hundred years.
Indeed. Where professors rule, life is cruel.
Stuart Schwartz is on the faculty at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia.