The Temperature Also Rises

With the issuing of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change report on February 2, waxing climactic about the climatic is the order of the day.  The esteemed, government-funded scientists with no agenda who rendered the study inform us that man is almost certainly responsible for rising temperatures and, furthermore, that dramatic climate change is unstoppable.  But, after seeing various luminaries sound the alarm, I think I can confidently say that, hell's bells, we're darn well gonna try anyway.And it's about time.  We've long known we were going to die unless we stopped spewing that plant-sustaining CO2 into the air.  The thing is, though, my botanical sources tell me the plants are fearful that they'll die if they don't stop spewing that human-sustaining oxygen into the air.  So our task is clear. We must beat the plants.   I'm tired of the lies.  I remember when I was a wee lad in grammar school and they warned us of an upcoming ice...(Read Full Article)