'Active Shooter Training Video' from US Homeland Security: How to Protect Yourself During a Mass-Shooting -- Use SCISSORS?

The comments over at youtube are priceless, with one saying how The Onion has competition: The US Government!

The US Department of Homeland Security manages to (1.) lump the Fort Hood jihad attack in with other mass killings, lest we name the enemy you know, and (2.) recommends hiding, escaping, or defending oneself with a pair of scissors if necessary during a mass killing.

No mention of using an equal level of force to defend yourself or others...