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February 10, 2009

Change: The First Three Weeks

By Randall Hoven
Far be it from me to criticize Barack Obama before he's even had a chance to rule.  Well, he's had almost three weeks in office as I write, and some patterns are beginning to emerge.  Here is a list of accomplishments 20 days into President Obama's first term.

Prior to taking office.


January 21.  Day One in office, or "Clean Government Day."


January 22, "Be Nice To Terrorists Day."


January 23, "Be Nice To Abortionists Day."


January 26, "Help the US Automobile Industry Go Broke Quicker Day."


January 27, "Be Nice to Terrorist Lovers and Tax Cheats Day."


January 28, "Bipartisan Schmipartisan Day."


January 29, "No Statute of Limitations on Anything Day."


January 30, "Payback the Unions and Keep Joe Busy Day."


February 3, "Being President is Hard Day."


February 4, "More Socialized Medicine Day."


February 5, "Community Organizing, Low-Flow Coffee-Makers and Trade-War Day."


February 6.  "Be Even Nicer to Unions and Terrorists Day."


February 8.  "Moderate Republicans, Not So Moderate Jihadis Day."


February 9.  Day 20, or  "Fear, Not Hope Day."


I should also report on the progress of the Democratic Congress.  Here is what the House did already in 2009:


President Obama also said many words in these first 20 days: press conferences, speeches and op-ed pieces, but I left these out of the above list in order to concentrate on actions rather than words.  (To my knowledge, Obama did not complete another autobiography in the last three weeks.)

I probably missed a few things, but I think you get the drift.  Undo whatever Bush did.  Expect appointees to obey the law, with a mulligan given for first-time offenses less than $128,000.  Pay back Democratic special interests like unions, trial lawyers and Planned Parenthood.  Define "bipartisanship" as inviting Republicans to lunch and telling them, "I won."  Spend really, really huge amounts of other people's money.  Make terrorism a law enforcement issue instead of a national defense issue.  And watch terrorists and nuclear proliferators be released, from Pakistan to Yemen to Gitmo.

President Obama has lived up to my expectations.

I believe these first 20 days could best be summarized in the immortal words of Mark Steyn, who said, "We have nothing to hope for but hope itself."

(The dates given might not be exact, but close enough.  The source for Executive Orders and Presidential Memoranda was the White House.)

Randall Hoven can be contacted at randall.hoven@gmail.com or  via his web site, kulak.worldbreak.com.

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