Hillary’s latest little lie

Hillary Clinton is blaming her coughing fits on seasonal allergies that flare up in the “spring” and the “fall.”  (For anyone who’s been vacationing on another planet, see here, here, here, here, and here for recent examples of her phlegmy fits.)

Spring and fall?  Really?

Then how to explain her winter coughing fits, as when, in early February 2008, her cough was so uncontrollable that the host gave up all hope of getting an answer to his final question, cutting the interview short so she could recuperate?  Or when, later that same month, she had another fit?  Or this year at the end of January and again in mid-February, when the hideous hacking was back on display (here, here, here, here, here, and here)?

And what about her summer coughing bouts as noted in mid-July of 2012 and mid-August of 2015, as well as her telltale throat-clearing on July 28 at the DNC convention this year (here and here)?

Spring runs from March 21 to June 21, and the fall stretches from September 21 to December 21.  According to these timeless seasons, January and February are not part of what normal people refer to as spring or fall.  And late July and certainly August are months that are well into summer.

Apparently Hillary Clinton is a man woman cougher for all seasons, contrary to her claim about season flare-ups.  What next?  Blame global warming for why our seasons can no longer be defined as they’ve been since, like, forever?  (And why not?  If a boy can be a girl can be a ve, vis, or ver, or changeable on any given day, who’s to say that February couldn’t be called springtime?)

Of course, as readers are aware, coughing is only one of Clinton’s health problems that have been covered extensively (at least on conservative sites), such as her steady weight gain, exhaustion, physical weakness, falling, drinking, concussion and subsequent cognitive damage, and seizures.

Regarding the latter, it appears that Clinton has more than one kind of seizure, including absence seizures (formerly called petite mal seizures), characterized by sudden staring, lip smacking, and loss of awareness over a very short span of time.  All of these symptoms can be seen in this video of Clinton from an August 2016 rally in Las Vegas, where members of her security (?) entourage instructed her to keep talking through it all, while she looks like a confused deer in headlights.  She is so out of it that she repeats the instruction into the microphone (here).

She also appears to have clonic seizures, which are characterized by repeated, rhythmic jerking muscle movements, often involving the neck, as can be seen in a video of Clinton from this summer (here).

In addition, in April of this year, when speaking at a rally, Clinton had a memory lapse during which time the muscles in her face appeared to weaken as a distressed expression came down like a curtain.  It’s not clear if she had a seizure or a cognitive failing.  Either way, it was apparent something had gone dreadfully wrong with the workings of her brain (here).

For these, and so many reasons beyond what physically ails her, Hillary Clinton is unfit for office.  She belongs in prison, where I’m confident she could load up on all the antihistamines she might desire.

Hillary Clinton is blaming her coughing fits on seasonal allergies that flare up in the “spring” and the “fall.”  (For anyone who’s been vacationing on another planet, see here, here, here, here, and here for recent examples of her phlegmy fits.)

Spring and fall?  Really?

Then how to explain her winter coughing fits, as when, in early February 2008, her cough was so uncontrollable that the host gave up all hope of getting an answer to his final question, cutting the interview short so she could recuperate?  Or when, later that same month, she had another fit?  Or this year at the end of January and again in mid-February, when the hideous hacking was back on display (here, here, here, here, here, and here)?

And what about her summer coughing bouts as noted in mid-July of 2012 and mid-August of 2015, as well as her telltale throat-clearing on July 28 at the DNC convention this year (here and here)?

Spring runs from March 21 to June 21, and the fall stretches from September 21 to December 21.  According to these timeless seasons, January and February are not part of what normal people refer to as spring or fall.  And late July and certainly August are months that are well into summer.

Apparently Hillary Clinton is a man woman cougher for all seasons, contrary to her claim about season flare-ups.  What next?  Blame global warming for why our seasons can no longer be defined as they’ve been since, like, forever?  (And why not?  If a boy can be a girl can be a ve, vis, or ver, or changeable on any given day, who’s to say that February couldn’t be called springtime?)

Of course, as readers are aware, coughing is only one of Clinton’s health problems that have been covered extensively (at least on conservative sites), such as her steady weight gain, exhaustion, physical weakness, falling, drinking, concussion and subsequent cognitive damage, and seizures.

Regarding the latter, it appears that Clinton has more than one kind of seizure, including absence seizures (formerly called petite mal seizures), characterized by sudden staring, lip smacking, and loss of awareness over a very short span of time.  All of these symptoms can be seen in this video of Clinton from an August 2016 rally in Las Vegas, where members of her security (?) entourage instructed her to keep talking through it all, while she looks like a confused deer in headlights.  She is so out of it that she repeats the instruction into the microphone (here).

She also appears to have clonic seizures, which are characterized by repeated, rhythmic jerking muscle movements, often involving the neck, as can be seen in a video of Clinton from this summer (here).

In addition, in April of this year, when speaking at a rally, Clinton had a memory lapse during which time the muscles in her face appeared to weaken as a distressed expression came down like a curtain.  It’s not clear if she had a seizure or a cognitive failing.  Either way, it was apparent something had gone dreadfully wrong with the workings of her brain (here).

For these, and so many reasons beyond what physically ails her, Hillary Clinton is unfit for office.  She belongs in prison, where I’m confident she could load up on all the antihistamines she might desire.