Saudi millionaire cleared of rape charges after he accidently fell into woman

For my male readers, can I ask you a question?  Have you ever, purely by accident, fallen inside a woman?  I ask because this is what seemed to have happened to Saudi millionaire Ehsan Abdulaziz, who was accused of raping a woman.  He was cleared of all charges when he made it clear that he accidently fell inside of her.

A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell.

Property developer Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on the young woman as she slept off a night of drinking on the sofa in his plush flat in Maida Vale, west London.

He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said he might have fallen on top of the teenager while his penis was poking out the top of his underwear.

Married father-of-one Mr Abdulaziz was cleared of one count of rape following a trial at Southwark Crown Court. ...

He said: 'I'm fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened.' He said traces of his DNA could have been found in her vagina because of the fall.

Feminists claim there is a rape crisis on college campuses and that rape occurs if a man doesn't repeatedly ask a woman for permission at every step during the sexual process.  But you don't hear their voices in Mr. Abdulaziz's case.  Do you think they are sympathetic to this novel "sexual slip and fall" defense?  Do you think jurors drove home in brand new BMWs convinced of Mr. Abdulaziz's innocence?

Maybe this is more common than I know.  In the comments section, please let us know if you have ever slipped and fallen inside a woman, and if so, how you managed to find your way out again.

This article was written by Ed Straker, senior writer of NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.

For my male readers, can I ask you a question?  Have you ever, purely by accident, fallen inside a woman?  I ask because this is what seemed to have happened to Saudi millionaire Ehsan Abdulaziz, who was accused of raping a woman.  He was cleared of all charges when he made it clear that he accidently fell inside of her.

A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell.

Property developer Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on the young woman as she slept off a night of drinking on the sofa in his plush flat in Maida Vale, west London.

He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said he might have fallen on top of the teenager while his penis was poking out the top of his underwear.

Married father-of-one Mr Abdulaziz was cleared of one count of rape following a trial at Southwark Crown Court. ...

He said: 'I'm fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened.' He said traces of his DNA could have been found in her vagina because of the fall.

Feminists claim there is a rape crisis on college campuses and that rape occurs if a man doesn't repeatedly ask a woman for permission at every step during the sexual process.  But you don't hear their voices in Mr. Abdulaziz's case.  Do you think they are sympathetic to this novel "sexual slip and fall" defense?  Do you think jurors drove home in brand new BMWs convinced of Mr. Abdulaziz's innocence?

Maybe this is more common than I know.  In the comments section, please let us know if you have ever slipped and fallen inside a woman, and if so, how you managed to find your way out again.

This article was written by Ed Straker, senior writer of NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.