Does Hillary plan to establish Chappaqua caliphate with 65,000 Syrian Muslims?

Hillary Clinton has called for the U.S. to take in 65,000 immigrants from Syria, 10,000 more thant he current plan.  At first, I wondered why anyone would want to admit so many fundamentalist Muslims who are loyal to al-Qaeda, the Islamic State, or Assad (there are no other choices), until it immediately crystalized: I don't think Hillary wants to bring 65,000 fundamentalist Muslims to America.  I think she wants to bring them to her hometown of Chappaqua, New York, to establish a caliphate there.

Chappaqua, New York is a small town, but it has a large land area.  While huge apartment buildings are being built, a huge tent city of refugees could be established on empty forest land in Wipporwill Park on the east side of town.  Think of all the benefits of having a majority Middle Eastern Muslim culture imported there:

o Mosques would spring up, shouting the call for prayer five times per day.  It would add quaint charm to the quiet downtown shopping area.

o Men on Toyota pickup trucks would start patrolling, looking for unaccompanied women.  If Mrs. Clinton walked around without Mr. Clinton, she could be whipped; though if Mr. Clinton walked around with a different woman, that, under many sharia interprations, would be A-OK.

o Similarly, if Clinton aide Huma Abedin was running an errand and was not wearing a burka, she could be punished by the religious police.  However, if her husband Anthony Weiner were walking down the street exposing his penis as he sent a Snapchat photo to an admirer, no one would bother him, unless someone noticed that his circumcision was not done in an approved Islamic way.

o Attendance at vocational schools where the production of clocks, timers, and remote activation devices would soar, as the newcomers sought a trade.  Others would go to flight school, no doubt trying to make their mark in the aviation industry.

o Chelsea Clinton's husband, Marc Mezvinsky, would have to be rather quiet about his Judiasm if he were in town, or else he might be beheaded.  And it goes without saying that any synogogues would need a moat with crocodiles and sturdy castle walls to protect them from the inevitable violent attacks.

o The police would have to learn not to respond to calls about wife-beating, since that is permitted under many interpretations of sharia law.

This is what Hillary Clinton, the great champion of "women and girls," wants to import into our country.  She knows she won't have to live with the consequences in her cloistered community, but if she did, it might give her second thoughts.

This article was written by Ed Straker, senior writer of NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.

Hillary Clinton has called for the U.S. to take in 65,000 immigrants from Syria, 10,000 more thant he current plan.  At first, I wondered why anyone would want to admit so many fundamentalist Muslims who are loyal to al-Qaeda, the Islamic State, or Assad (there are no other choices), until it immediately crystalized: I don't think Hillary wants to bring 65,000 fundamentalist Muslims to America.  I think she wants to bring them to her hometown of Chappaqua, New York, to establish a caliphate there.

Chappaqua, New York is a small town, but it has a large land area.  While huge apartment buildings are being built, a huge tent city of refugees could be established on empty forest land in Wipporwill Park on the east side of town.  Think of all the benefits of having a majority Middle Eastern Muslim culture imported there:

o Mosques would spring up, shouting the call for prayer five times per day.  It would add quaint charm to the quiet downtown shopping area.

o Men on Toyota pickup trucks would start patrolling, looking for unaccompanied women.  If Mrs. Clinton walked around without Mr. Clinton, she could be whipped; though if Mr. Clinton walked around with a different woman, that, under many sharia interprations, would be A-OK.

o Similarly, if Clinton aide Huma Abedin was running an errand and was not wearing a burka, she could be punished by the religious police.  However, if her husband Anthony Weiner were walking down the street exposing his penis as he sent a Snapchat photo to an admirer, no one would bother him, unless someone noticed that his circumcision was not done in an approved Islamic way.

o Attendance at vocational schools where the production of clocks, timers, and remote activation devices would soar, as the newcomers sought a trade.  Others would go to flight school, no doubt trying to make their mark in the aviation industry.

o Chelsea Clinton's husband, Marc Mezvinsky, would have to be rather quiet about his Judiasm if he were in town, or else he might be beheaded.  And it goes without saying that any synogogues would need a moat with crocodiles and sturdy castle walls to protect them from the inevitable violent attacks.

o The police would have to learn not to respond to calls about wife-beating, since that is permitted under many interpretations of sharia law.

This is what Hillary Clinton, the great champion of "women and girls," wants to import into our country.  She knows she won't have to live with the consequences in her cloistered community, but if she did, it might give her second thoughts.

This article was written by Ed Straker, senior writer of NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.