A question of names

We've been told that Obama has taken it upon himself, apropos of nothing, to rechristen Mt. McKinley, named after a president murdered by a crazed terrorist, by its original native name, "Denali."

What I want to know is how we ought to rename the hole in the ground that used to be Palmyra, one of the oldest cities extant and a lost treasure of humanity since Obama's Junior Varsity began systematically demolishing it. 

I'd vote for "Obamaville."  Anybody else? 

We've been told that Obama has taken it upon himself, apropos of nothing, to rechristen Mt. McKinley, named after a president murdered by a crazed terrorist, by its original native name, "Denali."

What I want to know is how we ought to rename the hole in the ground that used to be Palmyra, one of the oldest cities extant and a lost treasure of humanity since Obama's Junior Varsity began systematically demolishing it. 

I'd vote for "Obamaville."  Anybody else?