Bicyclist Gets 'Detroited' In Ann Arbor

Taleeb Starkes
Although the college town of Ann Arbor isn't suffocating from the choke hold of violent crime like its Michigan siblings Flint and Detroit, this video confirms that the same criminal element is also present in Ann Arbor.

As reported by Fox Detroit, a 25-year-old bicyclist was hospitalized with serious injuries, ranging from brain hemorrhaging, eye-fractured, and lost teeth, after losing control of his bicycle then falling face-first onto the cement.  The cringe-worthy fall wasn't the result of inclement weather, a faulty bike, or dim street lighting.

Nope, quite simply, it occurred while being chased!

Chased by whom you ask?

Well, to the Grievance Industry's dismay, the video confirmed that the pursuer wasn't a "Creepy A** Cracka." However, if you're a Liberal, the cameras that recorded this upsetting incident are probably racist. But I digress.

Due to the head trauma, the bicyclist was unconsciously lying in a supine position when the suspect walked over and lifted the now damaged bike off the biker's body, then strutted away with it.

Approximately a minute later, a woman arrived and kneeled by the motionless biker's body, presumably to help.  As it turned out, the only help that she provided was to help herself to his pockets.  Unsatisfied with the results of her initial opportunistic pocket-rifling, she briefly walked away then returned with a male accomplice and a baby stroller.  Yup, this baby mama inexplicably brought a stroller to the crime scene. Then, like vultures picking at a carcass, these two scavengers combined forces to rummage the bicyclist's pockets double-time.  They even tilted his limp body for easier pocket access.  This imagery of an unconscious person being robbed by persons with no conscious was unsettling.   Fortunately for the cyclist, his physical possessions were taken and not his life. 

I call these self-entitled, criminally-inclined entities Franken-crats. Franken-crats are the Frankenstein-like, Black zombies created and empowered by Democrat policies.  Democrats know that the best way to prevent an all-out, violent, Franken-crat assault on the populace is by continuous pacification via tax-payer subsidized goodies. 

The three Franken-crats who 'Detroited' the cyclist were charged with felonies.

Taleeb Starkes is the author of a controversial book that confronts the subculture within the BLACK community titled, "THE UN-CIVIL WAR: BLACKS vs NI**ERS." Find Taleeb on Twitter

Although the college town of Ann Arbor isn't suffocating from the choke hold of violent crime like its Michigan siblings Flint and Detroit, this video confirms that the same criminal element is also present in Ann Arbor.

As reported by Fox Detroit, a 25-year-old bicyclist was hospitalized with serious injuries, ranging from brain hemorrhaging, eye-fractured, and lost teeth, after losing control of his bicycle then falling face-first onto the cement.  The cringe-worthy fall wasn't the result of inclement weather, a faulty bike, or dim street lighting.

Nope, quite simply, it occurred while being chased!

Chased by whom you ask?

Well, to the Grievance Industry's dismay, the video confirmed that the pursuer wasn't a "Creepy A** Cracka." However, if you're a Liberal, the cameras that recorded this upsetting incident are probably racist. But I digress.

Due to the head trauma, the bicyclist was unconsciously lying in a supine position when the suspect walked over and lifted the now damaged bike off the biker's body, then strutted away with it.

Approximately a minute later, a woman arrived and kneeled by the motionless biker's body, presumably to help.  As it turned out, the only help that she provided was to help herself to his pockets.  Unsatisfied with the results of her initial opportunistic pocket-rifling, she briefly walked away then returned with a male accomplice and a baby stroller.  Yup, this baby mama inexplicably brought a stroller to the crime scene. Then, like vultures picking at a carcass, these two scavengers combined forces to rummage the bicyclist's pockets double-time.  They even tilted his limp body for easier pocket access.  This imagery of an unconscious person being robbed by persons with no conscious was unsettling.   Fortunately for the cyclist, his physical possessions were taken and not his life. 

I call these self-entitled, criminally-inclined entities Franken-crats. Franken-crats are the Frankenstein-like, Black zombies created and empowered by Democrat policies.  Democrats know that the best way to prevent an all-out, violent, Franken-crat assault on the populace is by continuous pacification via tax-payer subsidized goodies. 

The three Franken-crats who 'Detroited' the cyclist were charged with felonies.

Taleeb Starkes is the author of a controversial book that confronts the subculture within the BLACK community titled, "THE UN-CIVIL WAR: BLACKS vs NI**ERS." Find Taleeb on Twitter