Child president plays in a little snow while the adults work
Darn that climate change. Washington DC collapsed in surprise when snow descended on their fair city in...winter! That's what global cooling will do! The child president Barack Hussein Obama (D) played in the snow with his friends until global warming returned; the temperature increased, the snow turned into rain and then melted.
During another storm a few years ago even the president's doggie joined in the fun, all diligently recorded and presented to the world again during the newer storm by the busy media team proudly serving their president.
A good time was had by all the childish adults and their proud minders.
Meanwhile, the sightly more mature adults--by comparison--remained indoors doing their job of sequestering and filibustering. Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) filibustered against Obama's nominee for CIA director, John Brennan. , stopping 13 hours later when nature finally called.
Outdoors, climate change continued. The snow stopped. So did the rain. Day turned into night. The president treated his colleagues to dinner where they discussed adult topics such as debt. Reportedly the president even paid for everyone's dinner with his own money.
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