Joe Biden Peddles Free Colonoscopies

Talking up Barack Obama's commitment to Medicare in Florida, Joe Biden delivered a promise to seniors that he must believe will sew up the Sunshine State for Obama: free colonoscopies.  Although free contraceptives would normally be tantalizing bait for the bridge/billiards/ bingo set, what Sandra Fluke deems important might not cut it for the residents of the Century Village Clubhouse in Boca Raton.  So, remaining in the same anatomical vicinity and speaking from a general area of expertise, Joe reassured seniors that doctors could embark on a tour of their lower intestines for a zero co-pay.  In addition to promising free colonoscopies, full-of-it Joe also offered a "firm testimonial for the president when it comes to his stewardship of the US relationship with Israel." Adapting his stump speech to appeal to the religious persuasion of some of his audience, Biden said "Although I was raised by a righteous Christian, my dad, I was raised by an awful lot of folks back...(Read Full Post)

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