The case for Obama's re-election
We at Ladies and Gentlemen Bums and Tramps (LGBT) believe our nation is at an important crossroads. It is imperative that we all get behind Barack Obama, and actively work for his Re-Election in 2012. The forces of Reason and Intelligence are hard at work, logically attempting to destroy our leader's presidency. Don't let this happen! Get emotionally and irrationally involved today, for as we all feel:
We must provide choice for our women, for it is far worse to punish the living, than the unborn.
We must continue to relish and embrace the historical contributions of Islam, while refocusing 9/11 and reinterpreting terrorist like events.
We must foster Free Enterprise, with increased governmental regulations.
We must protect 1st Amendment rights of freedom of religion, by enforcing governmental policies contrary to issues of faith.
We must address our national debt, by borrowing more money from foreign countries, and encourage the devaluation of our currency.
We must be proud of our American heritage, while seeking forgiveness from the world, and carefully avoiding clearly stated roles of leadership.
We must use alternative energy sources, and outlaw the use of vast US owned traditional energy supplies.
We must strengthen the traditional family, by supporting gay marriage.
We must raise taxes on the rich, so that the rich will become poorer and create more jobs.
We must treat all of America fairly, and certain groups of Americans more fairly.
The choice is clear! Remember to vote, Wednesday, November 7, 2012.
Patrick Starr, President and CEO, L.G.B.T. Inc.
Disclaimer-L.G.B.T. does not discriminate on the basis of cognitive awareness, logical progression of thought, mathematical clarity, common sense, political party blindness, naïve Communist sympathies, unwarranted jealousy, frontal-lobotomies, emotional embarrassment, unreasonable stubbornness, excessive elevated voice, or overall limited awareness of lack of intelligence.