Barack Obama, made in the USA
Finally, the campaign to re-elect Barack Obama (D) demonstrates some humor and wit. Slapping an image of Obama's birth certificate and picture along with Made In The USA on mugs, bumper stickers and buttons, the campaign is stimulating its treasury by offering these items for sale at their online store in the best free market tradition.
Presumably these campaign effluvia were also all made in the USA under strictest environmental standards.
To really fill the campaign treasury to overflowing the Obama store should offer mementos he built himself such as copies of his Columbia and Harvard Law School transcripts. Or the copy of his early publisher's biography he must have approved of, which stated he was born in Kenya.
Hey, he said it, I didn't.