Iowahawk's done it again

The web's most gifted satirist has managed another breathtaking double bank shot, finding what might be humor's god particle in the Chief Justice's ObamaCare decision. As Iowahawk explains the arcane science, all becomes clear: Jubilant scientists at the DNC's High Speed Word Collider (HSWC) announced today they have conclusively disproven the existence of Roberts' Taxon, the theoretical radioactive Facton particle that some had worried would lead to the implosion of the entire Universal Health Care System. "I think it's time to pop the champagne corks," said HSWC Director David Plouffe. "Then blaze some choom." The landmark experiment in Quantum Rhetoric began early this week after legal particle cosmologist John Roberts published a paper in the Quarterly Journal of Tortured Logic that solved the long-debated Pelosi's Paradox in Universal Health Care Theory. "Pelosi's Paradox states that in order to find out what is in a health care bill, it would have to be passed," explained...(Read Full Post)

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