Iowahawk on the 'Genesis' of government

Rick Moran
There are so many goodies in this Iowahawk satire that it hardly seems fair to cherry pick a few examples. No set up is really needed. You will recognize immediately the provenance of his writing: 1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land. 3 And Govt said, "Let there be spending," and there was spending. 4 Govt saw that the spending was good, and that it separated the light from the darkness. 5 Govt called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day. 6 Then Govt said, "Let there be roads and bridges across the waters, and let dams divide the waters from the waters." 7 Thus Govt made the infrastructure and the patronage jobs for eternity under the firmament from the Potomac which was above the firmament; and it was...(Read Full Post)