Not a Tree
I think that I would love to see
a still-in-college subsidy
An underwriting grant for drugs
absent the usual campus thugs
A fast-deposit monthly fee
from clown-prince Obama straight to me
I think a massage ~ hot-stones sounds nice
A guy to give it ~ please, no Old Spice
Some La Perla underwear would fit
If upon a male member I should sit
Chateaubriand? Oh, twice a week
and yoga class when peace I seek
Why should I spring for anything
when mental anguish makes me sting?
I'm such a pearl, I need life blessed
~See that anguish hit our chest?
[You narrow-minded little folk
Can't take a tiny little joke.]
Sure I'm rutting like a sow
giving guys vajayjay now
It's all my right! I am Woman
Free birth control, I have it comin'!
Viva La Revolucion, mis ninas, yo!
Watch me bash our right-wing foe
Is it a fluke that Rush is roiled
when US kids are quite this spoiled?