Obama condemns 'senseless' bombings: No names, please
Our vacationing president took time out from his hammock lying and golfing to muster up the energy to condemn the Christmas day bombings in Nigeria by radical Islamists.
Unfortunately, he couldn't seem to identify who it was that would murder innocent churchgoers on Christianity's holiest of days, nor could he bring himself to ascribe any motive to the atrocity.
The White House condemned the violent attacks, which it said appeared to be acts of terrorism.
"We condemn this senseless violence and tragic loss of life on Christmas Day," the White House said in a statement released from Hawaii, where President Barack Obama is vacationing.
"We have been in contact with Nigerian officials about what initially appear to be terrorist acts and pledge to assist them in bringing those responsible to justice," it said.
I guess it was just a bunch of nameless crazies whose attack didn't make any sense - at least to those who deliberately set out to fool themselves into believing that violent Muslim extremists don't kill for a purpose and murder Christians deliberately.
Repeat after me - there is no such thing as Islamic terrorism...