The Occupiers have gone too far...

Lee DeCovnick
Those damn commie bastards, the OWS cattle have gone too far. No it's not the encampments overflowing with rapists, drug dealers, Democrats, feces, and rats.  No, it's not the rioting in the streets or even the creepy protest signs that have no sense of humor. No, it isn't even those Vendetta masks that riff off a pretentious film; none of these is as painful as the fulminate street action where the unwashed cattle shut down a Burger King. To quote Herbert Morrison describing the Hindenburg disaster, "Oh, the humanity!"

OWS was just flickering video images on the news and aging hippie spouting the usual Marxist palaver. No more. This has now become personal.  There are certain aspects of modern America that real men hold sacrosanct; beer and football on cool fall afternoon, the wonderful ch-chunk of a hand loader making .45 ball ammo, the smell of burning rubber as you deftly carve "doughnuts" in the mall parking lot, and most important, the freedom to pull into a BK or MickyD's and driving off ninety seconds later with a hot double cheeseburger, fries and a cold chocolate shake.  OWS is now messin' with the raw fundamentals of American life. Burgers and fries are a cornerstone of our citizens "pursuit of happiness" and it's a serious strategic error for the Alinskyites.

How serious an error did these OWS comrades make?  Let's look at some mid- 20th Century history.  During "der Sitzkrieg" after the invasion of Poland, Luftwaffe planners has determined that sixty-day air campaign against the RAF air bases in southeastern England would destroy the British Air Force.  After thirty days of intensive bombardment, in the spring of 1940, the RAF was barely hanging on.  Fate intervened. A wayward Heinkel He-111 bombed London and killed 60 civilians.  The RAF than returned the favor and bombed Berlin a couple of day later, which really ticked of a certain Corporal in the German High Command.  Hitler ordered the Luftwaffe to begin attacking London and other large cities, instead of concentrating his bombers on finishing off the RAF.  The RAF regained the initiative, stopped Unternehmen Seelöwe, the invasion of England, and led the Allies to eventual victory. Closing Burger King is the wayward Heinkel of the OWS movement.

We know who's doing much of street level work, organizing and herding the OWS cattle into the loving embrace of the media for broadcast on the evening news; Obama's BFF and hard left progressive pot stirrer ACORN.  ACORN II has been reincarnated with new monikers such as the New York Communities for Change (NYCC), the Working Families Party, Missourians Organizing for Reform and Empowerment (MORE), or on the West Coast, the Alliance of Californians for Community Empowerment (ACCE).

Regardless of their labels, these anarchists have trod on the sacred soil of American fast food franchises.  This was not a careless error, rather a cold calculating attack on the very foundation of carnivorous American men.  We shall not forget, we will stand firm, united in this great cause until we can scrape their progressive flotsam off the bottom of our boots.

Those damn commie bastards, the OWS cattle have gone too far. No it's not the encampments overflowing with rapists, drug dealers, Democrats, feces, and rats.  No, it's not the rioting in the streets or even the creepy protest signs that have no sense of humor. No, it isn't even those Vendetta masks that riff off a pretentious film; none of these is as painful as the fulminate street action where the unwashed cattle shut down a Burger King. To quote Herbert Morrison describing the Hindenburg disaster, "Oh, the humanity!"

OWS was just flickering video images on the news and aging hippie spouting the usual Marxist palaver. No more. This has now become personal.  There are certain aspects of modern America that real men hold sacrosanct; beer and football on cool fall afternoon, the wonderful ch-chunk of a hand loader making .45 ball ammo, the smell of burning rubber as you deftly carve "doughnuts" in the mall parking lot, and most important, the freedom to pull into a BK or MickyD's and driving off ninety seconds later with a hot double cheeseburger, fries and a cold chocolate shake.  OWS is now messin' with the raw fundamentals of American life. Burgers and fries are a cornerstone of our citizens "pursuit of happiness" and it's a serious strategic error for the Alinskyites.

How serious an error did these OWS comrades make?  Let's look at some mid- 20th Century history.  During "der Sitzkrieg" after the invasion of Poland, Luftwaffe planners has determined that sixty-day air campaign against the RAF air bases in southeastern England would destroy the British Air Force.  After thirty days of intensive bombardment, in the spring of 1940, the RAF was barely hanging on.  Fate intervened. A wayward Heinkel He-111 bombed London and killed 60 civilians.  The RAF than returned the favor and bombed Berlin a couple of day later, which really ticked of a certain Corporal in the German High Command.  Hitler ordered the Luftwaffe to begin attacking London and other large cities, instead of concentrating his bombers on finishing off the RAF.  The RAF regained the initiative, stopped Unternehmen Seelöwe, the invasion of England, and led the Allies to eventual victory. Closing Burger King is the wayward Heinkel of the OWS movement.

We know who's doing much of street level work, organizing and herding the OWS cattle into the loving embrace of the media for broadcast on the evening news; Obama's BFF and hard left progressive pot stirrer ACORN.  ACORN II has been reincarnated with new monikers such as the New York Communities for Change (NYCC), the Working Families Party, Missourians Organizing for Reform and Empowerment (MORE), or on the West Coast, the Alliance of Californians for Community Empowerment (ACCE).

Regardless of their labels, these anarchists have trod on the sacred soil of American fast food franchises.  This was not a careless error, rather a cold calculating attack on the very foundation of carnivorous American men.  We shall not forget, we will stand firm, united in this great cause until we can scrape their progressive flotsam off the bottom of our boots.