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Warmists have new excuse
Oh, ye of little faith! Do you doubt Global Warming? Just because world temps haven't followed the computer models for, ummm, a decade or so?
Rejoice! There is an answer. It comes to us courtesy of Reuters, the official home of Eurosocialist superstitions.
Like the eurozone, which is also breaking down. Global warming and other euro fantasies going down at the same time? Could this be a coincidence?
So where did the missing heat go?
Wow! Those computer simulations saved our cookies again!
Send in that big grant application quick! Get it while the PR is hot.
Back in Tehran, Ahmadinejad believes in the Hidden Imam, who disappeared around 900 CE --- killed as a child by his dynastic enemies. According to Wikipedia:
The Hidden Imam was Occulted, and so was global warming. They were both lost deep underground in a great body of water. I think this must be Global Resonance. Or something. Close your eyes and feel the vibes ... something is going around the world... deep beneath the oceans...
The imam disappeared in a sacred well. Global warming was occulted deep in the ocean below 305 meters.
(Get that precision: It's not just 300 meters, but 300 meters plus 5. This has got to be real science. Down to the third decimal place.)
The Twelfth Imam is due to come back any day now, aided by the dream of nuclear martyrdom for A'jad's chosen enemies, Big Satan and Little Satan -- plus lots of his own faithful followers. Ahmadinejad built a special highway to the Imam's well, to facilitate pious pilgrims coming to celebrate the return of the Mahdi ... maybe next year, in 2012.
(He does not come in odd numbered years.)
So... Do not despair! The end of the world is still at hand!
Repent! Before it is too late!
We need more science to study the end of the world.
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