Top Ten Problems for Liberals on OBL's Death

C. Edmund Wright
The successful Navy Seal strike on the suburban compound of Osama Bin Laden is a great thing to be celebrated by all Americans and freedom lovers anywhere in the world.  And the celebrations are indeed going on.

However, there has to be some level of uncomfortable "head exploding" from our liberal friends who are suddenly celebrating the CIA and waving the flag and the explicit use of black ops.  At first glance, here are ten reasons the lefty heads are spinning today.

10:  How does this chant go again? Oh yeah, U-S-A, U-S-A. (By the way, what does that mean?)

9:  Uh oh.  Won't this now be a great recruiting tool for Al Qaeda?

8:  Guantanamo Bay? What?  We never wanted to close that. We never wanted KSM to come to New York.

7:  Did the two unemployed Pakistani brothers who owned this huge mansion in the suburbs have a sub prime Fannie Mae mortgage?

6:  How do I erase all the 9-11 truther stuff from my hard drive?

5:  Since there is no war on terror, and since 9-11 was an "inside job," why are we celebrating again?

4:  OMG.  What will we say if the information was the result of water boarding or other enhanced interrogation techniques? 

3:  Oh no, what will the "Arab Street" think now? 

2:  See how quickly "gays in the military" worked? 

1:  Now that the travel alerts will be raised, will ObamaCare cover STD's transmitted by  TSA pat downs?

Of course, there is no end to the contradictions in the liberal mindset regarding this victory and the entire War on Terror.  Feel free to add your own.
The successful Navy Seal strike on the suburban compound of Osama Bin Laden is a great thing to be celebrated by all Americans and freedom lovers anywhere in the world.  And the celebrations are indeed going on.

However, there has to be some level of uncomfortable "head exploding" from our liberal friends who are suddenly celebrating the CIA and waving the flag and the explicit use of black ops.  At first glance, here are ten reasons the lefty heads are spinning today.

10:  How does this chant go again? Oh yeah, U-S-A, U-S-A. (By the way, what does that mean?)

9:  Uh oh.  Won't this now be a great recruiting tool for Al Qaeda?

8:  Guantanamo Bay? What?  We never wanted to close that. We never wanted KSM to come to New York.

7:  Did the two unemployed Pakistani brothers who owned this huge mansion in the suburbs have a sub prime Fannie Mae mortgage?

6:  How do I erase all the 9-11 truther stuff from my hard drive?

5:  Since there is no war on terror, and since 9-11 was an "inside job," why are we celebrating again?

4:  OMG.  What will we say if the information was the result of water boarding or other enhanced interrogation techniques? 

3:  Oh no, what will the "Arab Street" think now? 

2:  See how quickly "gays in the military" worked? 

1:  Now that the travel alerts will be raised, will ObamaCare cover STD's transmitted by  TSA pat downs?

Of course, there is no end to the contradictions in the liberal mindset regarding this victory and the entire War on Terror.  Feel free to add your own.