What Exciting Enemies of America Will Dangle on Obama's Christmas Tree This Year?

Last year, our beloved president celebrated his first White House Christmas in trademark style: he decorated the tree with shiny images of Chairman Mao, transvestite Hedda Lettuce and his own smiling face, carved into Mt. Rushmore.

What special holiday magic will grace the White House tree this year? Here are some suggestions for decorations that glamorously showcase America's worst enemies, flashiest sexual deviants and most over-the-top narcissistic presidential fantasies.

How about a silver Christmas ball with a smiling Julian Assange? He looks like a Christmas elf, anyway, so this concept could really deliver. Plus, with that rape charge in Sweden, you get a twofer: an American enemy and a sexual degenerate.

If Obama just wants to go with the sexual degeneracy thing, why not hang Janet Napolitano on his tree? No one has enabled more groping, fondling and molesting of innocent Americans, from crying 3-year-olds to 80-year-old nuns, than our dedicated overseer of the TSA.

Admittedly, it's tough to find a mass murderer as accomplished as Chairman Mao, who slaughtered 50 million of his countrymen; so, this year's decoration may not quite live up to last year's bloody standards.  Let's see...Uncle Joe Stalin? Adolf Hitler? Pol Pot? Saddam Hussein?

I've got it -- Osama bin Laden! But let's not honor him with a White House perch because of his orchestration of 9/11 -- that would be in poor taste. Instead, America should celebrate him, as the great Senator Patty Murray suggested, for his humanitarian work in establishing day care centers.

Now, as for an Obamanian fantasy to top Mt. Rushmore, we'll have to think outside the box. Already, Obama has assured us he can stop the seas, heal the planet, and magically unite the world by bloviating in front of Styrofoam columns. What's left?

Ah yes, the ultimate fantasy! Obama standing in the boxing ring with a knocked-out Sarah Palin at his feet. Americans can rest easy, because that fantasy will never happen.
Last year, our beloved president celebrated his first White House Christmas in trademark style: he decorated the tree with shiny images of Chairman Mao, transvestite Hedda Lettuce and his own smiling face, carved into Mt. Rushmore.

What special holiday magic will grace the White House tree this year? Here are some suggestions for decorations that glamorously showcase America's worst enemies, flashiest sexual deviants and most over-the-top narcissistic presidential fantasies.

How about a silver Christmas ball with a smiling Julian Assange? He looks like a Christmas elf, anyway, so this concept could really deliver. Plus, with that rape charge in Sweden, you get a twofer: an American enemy and a sexual degenerate.

If Obama just wants to go with the sexual degeneracy thing, why not hang Janet Napolitano on his tree? No one has enabled more groping, fondling and molesting of innocent Americans, from crying 3-year-olds to 80-year-old nuns, than our dedicated overseer of the TSA.

Admittedly, it's tough to find a mass murderer as accomplished as Chairman Mao, who slaughtered 50 million of his countrymen; so, this year's decoration may not quite live up to last year's bloody standards.  Let's see...Uncle Joe Stalin? Adolf Hitler? Pol Pot? Saddam Hussein?

I've got it -- Osama bin Laden! But let's not honor him with a White House perch because of his orchestration of 9/11 -- that would be in poor taste. Instead, America should celebrate him, as the great Senator Patty Murray suggested, for his humanitarian work in establishing day care centers.

Now, as for an Obamanian fantasy to top Mt. Rushmore, we'll have to think outside the box. Already, Obama has assured us he can stop the seas, heal the planet, and magically unite the world by bloviating in front of Styrofoam columns. What's left?

Ah yes, the ultimate fantasy! Obama standing in the boxing ring with a knocked-out Sarah Palin at his feet. Americans can rest easy, because that fantasy will never happen.

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