Outside of P.J. O'Rourke, I can't think of another conservative satirist who so consistently hits the mark than Iowahawk:Warning: Please place all beverages down before reading: So You Lost Your ElectionA outplacement transition guide to life beyond Washington for former members and associates of Congress:[...]At Iowahawk Congressional Outplacement Services our primary goal is to orient, retrain, and mainstream former employees of Capitol Hill for productive careers outside Washington. While we can't get you back your seniority, your perks, or your mahogany-paneled office in the Dirksen Building, we can give you the tools you'll need after your ignominious rejection by those bastard ingrates you'll soon be living among. Follow this step-by-step guide and you'll be back on your feet in no time! Probably.Step 1: Assess Your Skills and CompetenciesThe road to your new non-Washington career begins with an inventory of your personal strengths and competencies. Read the critical skill list...(Read Full Post)