During the Turkey Festival in the 2nd year of the reign of His Obamaness as POTUS of the Realm of 57 States, strange and bizarre events did occur. Several of which caused the commoners of the Realm to scratch their heads, saying to one another, "Wasup with that?" One strange event was the announcement that the senator from the State of Kennedy, Sir Jonathan "Lurch" Kerry, the richest senator of all, would host a gala event in Bean Town to honor himself as a longtime leader among the Donkey Clan.  Donkey minstrels, and at least one aging singer from the days of the war against Emperor Ho, will entertain the Donkey herd. Also in attendance will be the famous thespian Benjamin Affleck, no relation to the popular duck that stars in an insurance commercial. In his most recent play, Benjamin portrays a robber who heroically participates in the murder of several Bean Town gendarmes. Here's the event's theme song in honor of Sir Jonathan.It also happened around Turkey...(Read Full Post)