In the Bi-quadrennial Jousting Tournament during the 2nd year of the reign of His Obamaness as POTUS of the Realm of 57 States, after many among the Knights of the Donkey Clan emptied their saddles in their battles with the Knights of the Elephant Clan, His Obamaness did what other POTI did in times of trouble. When the going got tough, the POTUS got going...abroad.And so it came to pass that His Obamaness, before departing, stood before the gathered members of the Town Crier Guild who dwelled in the White Palace, and said, "What we have here, is a failure to communicate." His words brought to mind the late thespian Strother Martin, but I digress.  His Obamaness said, "Alas, the Knights of the Donkey Clan were hindered by having short horses, heckling from the angry crowd, and former POTUS Bush the Younger loosened their steeds' harnesses when their attention was diverted by the heckling.  But," His Obamaness added, "the bamboo lances with which I...(Read Full Post)