Liberal Turkeys Come Pre-euthanized, Like ObamaCare

James Lewis
Now Sarah's done it! Killing a fish on TV!

Let's fade out of that horror scene for a second and watch the liberals moan about Sarah Palin killing a halibut. In public. In front of God and everybody.

This is as bad as not aborting her baby. How could she do this?

This is the biggest show of liberal hypocrisy since Obama pardoned those two other turkeys. About once a week is the going rate of out-of-your-mind hypocrisy with this crowd.

Being liberal means never having to see blood. It means voting for free abortions for teeny boppers, but never having to watch a fish dying on TV. It means cuddling your cat and never seeing her sneak out every night to kill little baby birds. Liberals live off the turkeys of the land, protected by cops and soldiers, fed by farmers and fishermen, and still pretending to live for peace and love forever, and no more visible blood. Invisible bombings of civilians has been going on all over the world, in Iraq, Afghanistan, India and Pakistan, in New York City and at the Pentagon, but only conservatives seem willing to see reality and act on it like responsible adults.

If you don't want turkeys to die, don't eat your Thanksgiving dinner. It's one or the other. Liberals demand both.

How do you know Obama is still a liberal when he's doing exactly what George W. Bush did in Afghanistan? Because he talks just like a liberal. That's all you ever need to know.

Liberals are a con artist's turkey farm. It's no wonder the left ends up being suckered by demagogues. They are begging to be baited, hooked, hauled in, and hit over the head. Just like Sarah Palin's halibut.

Obama is a natural predator among liberals. He knocks 'em dead. Last year's liberal voters are still dropping dead for him. Which is ok by me, as long as he leaves the rest of us alone. Obama got a bloody nose in this month's elections because he is trying to bait and hook all of us, and we're in the fight of our lives to free ourselves from his hook --- so-called ObamaCare --- before he beats us all over the head with his club and throws us overboard.

You will swallow your nice, baited ObamaCare hook, whether you want it or not, with Paul Krugman and Robert Reich finally admitting that they will have "death panels," just as conservatives have been saying for years. That means O'killing --- the people who score low on their QALY's, a fiendish British invention that will rate all of us on how many miles we have left in our bodies, and they downgrade your medical bills accordingly, like an old, used car. Once your QALYs drop, whether you are young or old, you will be dumped on the scrap heap of death. Like, you might say, Sarah Palin's fish.

Death Care was sold as a lie, and liberals who lie to themselves even about the very food they eat every day went right along with it. The reason, of course, is that liberal turkeys come pre-euthanized. Those critters never died, they just appear like magic on the supermarket shelves.

Sentimental denial seems to be the key.

It must be nice to live in a world where wish becomes fact by media acclamation. North Korea's new nuclear plant? They do that because we haven't respected them enough, says Jimmy Carter. Not even after Madeleine Albright went over there to waltz in public with Kim Jong-Il, as his starving masses marched by. Just a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T is all, says Jimmy.

Meanwhile the rest of us have to worry about North Korea's bombing a South Korean island and Ahmadinejad's oft-repeated intention to genocide Israel and the other infidel nations.

But that doesn't exist in the liberal mind.

Not even after 9/11.

Turkeys.

Ready for the oven.
Now Sarah's done it! Killing a fish on TV!

Let's fade out of that horror scene for a second and watch the liberals moan about Sarah Palin killing a halibut. In public. In front of God and everybody.

This is as bad as not aborting her baby. How could she do this?

This is the biggest show of liberal hypocrisy since Obama pardoned those two other turkeys. About once a week is the going rate of out-of-your-mind hypocrisy with this crowd.

Being liberal means never having to see blood. It means voting for free abortions for teeny boppers, but never having to watch a fish dying on TV. It means cuddling your cat and never seeing her sneak out every night to kill little baby birds. Liberals live off the turkeys of the land, protected by cops and soldiers, fed by farmers and fishermen, and still pretending to live for peace and love forever, and no more visible blood. Invisible bombings of civilians has been going on all over the world, in Iraq, Afghanistan, India and Pakistan, in New York City and at the Pentagon, but only conservatives seem willing to see reality and act on it like responsible adults.

If you don't want turkeys to die, don't eat your Thanksgiving dinner. It's one or the other. Liberals demand both.

How do you know Obama is still a liberal when he's doing exactly what George W. Bush did in Afghanistan? Because he talks just like a liberal. That's all you ever need to know.

Liberals are a con artist's turkey farm. It's no wonder the left ends up being suckered by demagogues. They are begging to be baited, hooked, hauled in, and hit over the head. Just like Sarah Palin's halibut.

Obama is a natural predator among liberals. He knocks 'em dead. Last year's liberal voters are still dropping dead for him. Which is ok by me, as long as he leaves the rest of us alone. Obama got a bloody nose in this month's elections because he is trying to bait and hook all of us, and we're in the fight of our lives to free ourselves from his hook --- so-called ObamaCare --- before he beats us all over the head with his club and throws us overboard.

You will swallow your nice, baited ObamaCare hook, whether you want it or not, with Paul Krugman and Robert Reich finally admitting that they will have "death panels," just as conservatives have been saying for years. That means O'killing --- the people who score low on their QALY's, a fiendish British invention that will rate all of us on how many miles we have left in our bodies, and they downgrade your medical bills accordingly, like an old, used car. Once your QALYs drop, whether you are young or old, you will be dumped on the scrap heap of death. Like, you might say, Sarah Palin's fish.

Death Care was sold as a lie, and liberals who lie to themselves even about the very food they eat every day went right along with it. The reason, of course, is that liberal turkeys come pre-euthanized. Those critters never died, they just appear like magic on the supermarket shelves.

Sentimental denial seems to be the key.

It must be nice to live in a world where wish becomes fact by media acclamation. North Korea's new nuclear plant? They do that because we haven't respected them enough, says Jimmy Carter. Not even after Madeleine Albright went over there to waltz in public with Kim Jong-Il, as his starving masses marched by. Just a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T is all, says Jimmy.

Meanwhile the rest of us have to worry about North Korea's bombing a South Korean island and Ahmadinejad's oft-repeated intention to genocide Israel and the other infidel nations.

But that doesn't exist in the liberal mind.

Not even after 9/11.

Turkeys.

Ready for the oven.