A new 'Stimulus diet plan' to fight obesity

Using the President's own ingenious formula I would like to announce that I have single-handedly solved America's obesity problem with my all new "Stimulus Diet Plan."The President's Logic:

'President Barrack Obama says his $787 billion economic stimulus plan will "create" or "save" 3 to 4 million jobs.'

It's a testament to the mind of a man when he's the only one who could have formulated such an incredible calculation.

Anyway, I 'm so inspired by this brilliant new-age "Free-Style" way of thinking that I have created a revolutionary new diet plan based on that same Obama logic, and for the sake of the nations health, I would like to share it with all of America.

My plan based on President Obama's brilliant logic:

Using my new "Stimulus Diet Plan," in the past year I can honestly say that I have "Lost" or "Not Gained" over One Hundred Pounds! That's it! It really is amazing. And it's really that simple! Now you too can indulge to your heart's content this holiday season and still feel good about yourself thanks to President Obama and the all new "Stimulus Diet."

What's so great about it is just like the President's Stimulus plan, any Congress person can use it any time they want. And now you can too!

In fact I am so inspired that I have decided my New Year's "Hope and Change" Resolution for 2010 will be to "LOSE" or "NOT GAIN" Two Hundred Pounds! Maybe even Three Hundred Pounds...What the heck, the sky's the limit! 500 Pounds! See how easy it is with the all new "Stimulus Diet Plan?"

Barrack Obama has got to be the smartest guy around. Now I understand why he won the Nobel Prize, and I didn't.

America's obesity problems finally solved. Thank you President Obama.


Using the President's own ingenious formula I would like to announce that I have single-handedly solved America's obesity problem with my all new "Stimulus Diet Plan."

The President's Logic:

'President Barrack Obama says his $787 billion economic stimulus plan will "create" or "save" 3 to 4 million jobs.'

It's a testament to the mind of a man when he's the only one who could have formulated such an incredible calculation.

Anyway, I 'm so inspired by this brilliant new-age "Free-Style" way of thinking that I have created a revolutionary new diet plan based on that same Obama logic, and for the sake of the nations health, I would like to share it with all of America.

My plan based on President Obama's brilliant logic:

Using my new "Stimulus Diet Plan," in the past year I can honestly say that I have "Lost" or "Not Gained" over One Hundred Pounds! That's it! It really is amazing. And it's really that simple! Now you too can indulge to your heart's content this holiday season and still feel good about yourself thanks to President Obama and the all new "Stimulus Diet."

What's so great about it is just like the President's Stimulus plan, any Congress person can use it any time they want. And now you can too!

In fact I am so inspired that I have decided my New Year's "Hope and Change" Resolution for 2010 will be to "LOSE" or "NOT GAIN" Two Hundred Pounds! Maybe even Three Hundred Pounds...What the heck, the sky's the limit! 500 Pounds! See how easy it is with the all new "Stimulus Diet Plan?"

Barrack Obama has got to be the smartest guy around. Now I understand why he won the Nobel Prize, and I didn't.

America's obesity problems finally solved. Thank you President Obama.


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