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October 3, 2009 The Green Aston MartinThe prince arrived in his Aston Martin And told his mum the Queen "I fear we'll be in a coffin If we don't all go green" "We are in an awful snare. All the telltale clues Have been reported everywhere. It's been in all the news" "Where there used to be there is no ice The earth is getting dry. What Al Gore has said thrice Cannot be a lie" The Queen furrowed her brow As she sucked upon a mint. "I say, is it too late now To reduce our carbon footprint" The prince looked worried, then he said "I'll begin a serious gambit To save our subjects from the dead I shall save the planet" Across his meadows he gazed And wondered where to start There before him cattle grazed "I'll begin with the simple cow fart" Never one to be delayed He called his men and one farm lass And ordered study to be made On cows farting methane gas Next he called his Butlers, Chefs, and Hatters And ordered them to thinking About green footprint matters Then he went to drinking Resting now, sipping wine Weary from his labor He plucked a grape from the vine Hanging from the arbor Then a plan began to form He nurtured it with care Thinking outside the norm Too unorthodox to share Workers sworn to secrecy Began work upon his plan Hidden now, no one could see The Aston Martin drops its pan. They tweaked and twiddled through the night And even days on end Until they had things just right Success was just around the bend. The Royal cheese men brought the whey The vine men brought the plonk It was blessed and stirred throughout a day By one devoted Buddhist monk. The Martin sat beside fermented brew The smell was foul and rank The Royal mechanic sneezed "Ah Choo"! Then poured it in the tank Breath is held and key is turned A great moment to enthrall The foul brew being burned Is a special blend of ethanol The Martin runs down the roads The Prince with face a shine Rolling past peasant abodes Powered by cheese and wine Now you may think it silly, maybe even sleazy But some elite writers raved Al Gore may now rest easy For the planet has been saved! UK Daily Mail: |
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