I've made a decision. After thoughtful reflection I've come to the conclusion that my life can have no greater purpose than to sacrifice it for the sake of another.  But this sacrifice cannot be for some Jack Nobody. No, I am looking to lay my life down for a very specific type of person.If you are a young person of privilege, perhaps the black sheep of your family, and have an alarming drinking problem and been thrown out of an ivy league university, you might be the person I am looking for! Oh, quick question, were you a legacy to that exclusive institution, despite the fact that you were a dim C student at a lesser school?  This could be an important factor if I'm torn between two qualified applicants.Are you an adulterer?  You'll get special consideration if you are! Do you have multiple reckless driving citations?  Good for you! Remember, the more unqualified you'd be for any other endeavor in life the more qualified you are for my purpose. So, make sure you...(Read Full Post)