Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a ReindeerGrandma got run over by ObamaWalking to the doctor's without leaveYou can say there's no such thing as rationingBut as for me and Grandpa we believeShe'd been seeing Doc quite oftenFor her heart and lumbagoBut one day she got a letterSaying "sacrifice yourself; it's time to go"They found her DOA that mornin'At the scene of the attack"Rejected" stamped upon her foreheadAnd an incriminatin' O upon her backGrandma got run over by ObamaWalking to the doctor's without leaveYou can say there's no such thing as rationingBut as for me and Grandpa we believeNow we're all so proud of GrandpaThey don't have him on the runSee him in there watchin' NASCARAnd clinging bitterly to God and gunsIt's just not the same without GrandmaShe was too young to be whackedOnly 70 on her next birthdayBut too old according to The One's contractGrandma got run over by ObamaWalking to the doctor's without leaveYou can say there's no such...(Read Full Post)