Grandma Got Run Over by Obama

Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer


Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking to the doctor's without leave

You can say there's no such thing as rationing

But as for me and Grandpa we believe


She'd been seeing Doc quite often

For her heart and lumbago

But one day she got a letter

Saying "sacrifice yourself; it's time to go"


They found her DOA that mornin'

At the scene of the attack

"Rejected" stamped upon her forehead

And an incriminatin' O upon her back


Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking to the doctor's without leave

You can say there's no such thing as rationing

But as for me and Grandpa we believe


Now we're all so proud of Grandpa

They don't have him on the run

See him in there watchin' NASCAR

And clinging bitterly to God and guns


It's just not the same without Grandma

She was too young to be whacked

Only 70 on her next birthday

But too old according to The One's contract


Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking to the doctor's without leave

You can say there's no such thing as rationing

But as for me and Grandpa we believe


Now the funeral is over

And the family's steeped in gloom

And now ACORN's at the front door

Taking stock of Grandpa's empty extra room


I've warned all my friends and neighbors

Better watch out for your health

We should never have elected

A man whose main concern is spreading wealth


Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking to the doctor's without leave

You can say there's no such thing as rationing

But as for me and Grandpa we believe!

Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer


Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking to the doctor's without leave

You can say there's no such thing as rationing

But as for me and Grandpa we believe


She'd been seeing Doc quite often

For her heart and lumbago

But one day she got a letter

Saying "sacrifice yourself; it's time to go"


They found her DOA that mornin'

At the scene of the attack

"Rejected" stamped upon her forehead

And an incriminatin' O upon her back


Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking to the doctor's without leave

You can say there's no such thing as rationing

But as for me and Grandpa we believe


Now we're all so proud of Grandpa

They don't have him on the run

See him in there watchin' NASCAR

And clinging bitterly to God and guns


It's just not the same without Grandma

She was too young to be whacked

Only 70 on her next birthday

But too old according to The One's contract


Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking to the doctor's without leave

You can say there's no such thing as rationing

But as for me and Grandpa we believe


Now the funeral is over

And the family's steeped in gloom

And now ACORN's at the front door

Taking stock of Grandpa's empty extra room


I've warned all my friends and neighbors

Better watch out for your health

We should never have elected

A man whose main concern is spreading wealth


Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking to the doctor's without leave

You can say there's no such thing as rationing

But as for me and Grandpa we believe!