Giveaway (a poem)

Something for nothing you should not git!

If you do, it will taste like so bad!

Especially when you realize that you have been had

By a slimy politician who was oh, oh so glad

To siphon off much more than his fair share

To live his rich life of devil may care

And dine at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City

Then look far down his long nose at you with almost no pity.

For you are one of his little people

Who attend his church without no steeple

And for whom every day he fervently prays

That you will remain his so obedient slaves.

Purchased with your hard earned money

Were it not so true, it would be funny.

You contributed one billion dollars to buy the presidency.

All the while you must continue to live in your squalid residency.

He has moved into public housing.

So take some credit, just don't be grousing,

Because he has promised to spread the wealth

Now he is talking about yours, but uses stealth.

Each will have six hundred dollars in his heaven.

The big problem is, you already have seven!

Something for nothing you should not git!

If you do, it will taste like so bad!

Especially when you realize that you have been had

By a slimy politician who was oh, oh so glad

To siphon off much more than his fair share

To live his rich life of devil may care

And dine at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City

Then look far down his long nose at you with almost no pity.

For you are one of his little people

Who attend his church without no steeple

And for whom every day he fervently prays

That you will remain his so obedient slaves.

Purchased with your hard earned money

Were it not so true, it would be funny.

You contributed one billion dollars to buy the presidency.

All the while you must continue to live in your squalid residency.

He has moved into public housing.

So take some credit, just don't be grousing,

Because he has promised to spread the wealth

Now he is talking about yours, but uses stealth.

Each will have six hundred dollars in his heaven.

The big problem is, you already have seven!