AAA$ $ELL$ GLOBAL $IZZLE $CIENCE!

James Lewis
Famed physicist Freeman Dyson had it exactly right when he said that the global warming hype is driven by $$$. Our new Federal $timulus Gift Package has ju$t given 400 million greenback$ to that merry gang of global warming modeler$.

Merry Xma$ Global Warmer$!!!

But some of them have been getting $cared that the world might be $potting the $cam. $urvey$ here and in Europe $how that mo$t people ju$t don't buy the hype any more. Even the Briti$h Met Office, which has gobbled up it$ share of ... well, £££ ... after year$ and year$  of $care $torie$, warned ye$terday, in the Guardian of all place$, that endle$$ warming hype was triggering a backla$h.

'Apocalyptic climate predictions' mislead the public, say experts."

"Met Office scientists fear distorted climate change claims could undermine efforts to tackle carbon emissions." 

But that wa$ $ooo ye$terday....

Gue$$ what?

Today the new pre$ident of the American A$$ociation for the Advancement of $cience ju$t dumped another piece of $cary hype in the new$. Gue$$ what? We only have four year$ left, or the planet will explode!!!

(Note: AAA$ i$ the Big $cience lobby in America. And ye$, it doe$ run ad$ in $CIENCE magazine $pelling it$ name AAA$ ---   I'm not kidding...)

$aid Profe$$or Jame$ McCarthy, a$ quoted by tru$ty old BBC New$,

"Obama 'mu$t act now' on climate."

"The planet will be in "huge trouble" unle$$ Barack Obama make$ $tride$ in tackling climate change, $ay$ a leading $cienti$t.

Prof Jame$ McCarthy $poke on the eve of the annual meeting of the American A$$ociation for the Advancement of $cience (AAA$), which he head$.

The U$ pre$ident ha$ ju$t four year$ to $ave the planet, $aid Prof McCarthy.

If major policy change$ do not happen within Mr Obama'$ term of office, they will not happen at all, he warned.

"We have a moment right now of extraordinary opportunity, with a new pre$ident, po$itioned with $cientific leader$hip that ha$ known no equal in recent time$," the AAA$ pre$ident told BBC New$.

"The calibre of $cientific advice that i$ clo$e to thi$ man i$ truly exceptional.

"If in hi$ fir$t term, in the next four year$, we don't make $ignificant progre$$ in the$e area$, then I think the planet i$ in huge trouble.

"Without U$ leader$hip, which ha$ been $orely lacking, we will not get to where we need to be."


 
Famed physicist Freeman Dyson had it exactly right when he said that the global warming hype is driven by $$$. Our new Federal $timulus Gift Package has ju$t given 400 million greenback$ to that merry gang of global warming modeler$.

Merry Xma$ Global Warmer$!!!

But some of them have been getting $cared that the world might be $potting the $cam. $urvey$ here and in Europe $how that mo$t people ju$t don't buy the hype any more. Even the Briti$h Met Office, which has gobbled up it$ share of ... well, £££ ... after year$ and year$  of $care $torie$, warned ye$terday, in the Guardian of all place$, that endle$$ warming hype was triggering a backla$h.

'Apocalyptic climate predictions' mislead the public, say experts."

"Met Office scientists fear distorted climate change claims could undermine efforts to tackle carbon emissions." 

But that wa$ $ooo ye$terday....

Gue$$ what?

Today the new pre$ident of the American A$$ociation for the Advancement of $cience ju$t dumped another piece of $cary hype in the new$. Gue$$ what? We only have four year$ left, or the planet will explode!!!

(Note: AAA$ i$ the Big $cience lobby in America. And ye$, it doe$ run ad$ in $CIENCE magazine $pelling it$ name AAA$ ---   I'm not kidding...)

$aid Profe$$or Jame$ McCarthy, a$ quoted by tru$ty old BBC New$,

"Obama 'mu$t act now' on climate."

"The planet will be in "huge trouble" unle$$ Barack Obama make$ $tride$ in tackling climate change, $ay$ a leading $cienti$t.

Prof Jame$ McCarthy $poke on the eve of the annual meeting of the American A$$ociation for the Advancement of $cience (AAA$), which he head$.

The U$ pre$ident ha$ ju$t four year$ to $ave the planet, $aid Prof McCarthy.

If major policy change$ do not happen within Mr Obama'$ term of office, they will not happen at all, he warned.

"We have a moment right now of extraordinary opportunity, with a new pre$ident, po$itioned with $cientific leader$hip that ha$ known no equal in recent time$," the AAA$ pre$ident told BBC New$.

"The calibre of $cientific advice that i$ clo$e to thi$ man i$ truly exceptional.

"If in hi$ fir$t term, in the next four year$, we don't make $ignificant progre$$ in the$e area$, then I think the planet i$ in huge trouble.

"Without U$ leader$hip, which ha$ been $orely lacking, we will not get to where we need to be."