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November 23, 2008
Liberals upset to discover that turkeys don't grow in their freezer cases
Many liberals are planning to celebrate Thanksgiving once again, thankful they finally took back their country when their candidate won the presidential election.
To demonstrate their gratitude they were even willing to eat turkey, although quite a few are vegetarian. But wouldn't you know, former Republican vice presidential candidate Governor Sarah Palin (Alaska) had to ruin the feast with reality. As she conducted the mock ritual of "pardoning" a turkey for Thanksgiving in front of the television cameras, real working class folks in the background did their job of getting fresh turkeys to the American public.
The delicate folks at Huffington Post who apparently thought that turkeys grew in the freezer case at their local supermarket, were upset to learn how turkeys really arrived at their table.
After the pardon Palin proceeded to do an interview with a local TV station while the turkeys were being SLAUGHTERED in the background!! Seemingly oblivious to the gruesomeness going on over her shoulder, she carries on talking for over three minutes. Watch the video below to see for yourself. Be warned, it's kind of gruesome.
Uh yeah, that's how it's done. Those are the real working class folks you claim to worry about but you don't understand them. Either accept it and enjoy your meal or dine on vegetarian alternatives. But either way, welcome back and Happy Thanksgiving.