Ms. Underestimated (a poem)

Snidely Whiplashes, whiskers a twirl,

Villainous mobs of media hacks,

Frantically seek to tie down our girl,

To their snobby elite railroad tracks;

But to her rescue blog heroes flock,

Dudley Do-Rights undoing her knots,

While Sarah faces the down-ticking clock,

Unfazed by the fools' snidely plots.

Just when the hacks think that they've won,

And have her tied flat on her back,

Dudley Do-Rights derail their foul fun,

And tie the twits themselves to the track.

Liberal media fools never learn,

Their failures leaving them frustrated,

Liberal liars foiled at each turn,

Outwitted by Ms. Underestimated.

Snidely Whiplashes, whiskers a twirl,

Villainous mobs of media hacks,

Frantically seek to tie down our girl,

To their snobby elite railroad tracks;

But to her rescue blog heroes flock,

Dudley Do-Rights undoing her knots,

While Sarah faces the down-ticking clock,

Unfazed by the fools' snidely plots.

Just when the hacks think that they've won,

And have her tied flat on her back,

Dudley Do-Rights derail their foul fun,

And tie the twits themselves to the track.

Liberal media fools never learn,

Their failures leaving them frustrated,

Liberal liars foiled at each turn,

Outwitted by Ms. Underestimated.