How Obama could prove he has a sense of humor

Hey, what about his purple lips - sometimes the guy looks like he spent the whole day in a pool...maybe we can do some "blacks cannot swim jokes". Yeah, too funny about the lack of Obama jokes.

Of course he has a sense of humor, look at his wife!

Pretty good. Mocking a Marxist. Will racism never cease?

Do the un-PC lyrics mention 1) 20+ years listening to the raving lunatic Wright, 2) 57 states in the U.S., 3) seeing dead people in the audience, 4) unaware of which states border Illinois, 5) Rezco, Alinski, Ayers, Dorhn, Chicago political machine, 6) no constructive accomplishments, 7) a civilian security force as strong as the U.S. military, etc.?

This could be developed into a full-scale mocking. I like it.

If they call you racist for this, just call them panty-waists.

Censorship is no joke. Curbing free speech and thought for the common folk is what the Obermessiah is all about. Most interesting is how rigidly the show business crowd of the democrat sheeple are dutifully towing the party line.

Don't you know that only blacks can make a joke about other blacks and get by with it, where as if you are any other color you can't. I thought everyone knew that.

Free Speech. The right of a people to speak without fear of retribution and not be subject to punishment or sanction. Fear, not the actual punishment, is the vehicle that robs the freedom. And when the people feel threatened or intimidated to express a thought or to engage in speech freely in the public forum, then Big Brothers' giant Telescreen is firmly in place in our lives.

So now we all can see why the college speech codes, the hostile workplace or environment laws, the extensive usage of euphemisms for legislation (ie, Employee Free Choice Act) and 'Hate Crime' laws are slowly introduced into our politics. To await for today; where free people can be cowered into silence by collective shame or fear. A silence that is critically important to destroying a republican democracy. Right out of Tyranny 101 Chapter 1, where only the party faithful can have free reign and access to wealth.

Just like in the days of Stalin, there are I'll bet, a whole earful of Obama jokes being circulated in hush-hush tones in bathrooms and cellars all across the country. Maybe Obama can appoint some comedian the Official Jester of the United States. Then we'll know when it's proper to laugh.

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

Soldiers like beer.

Sailors like beer.

Marines like beer.

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

You know what's in beer.

Beer won't take half your paycheck.

George S,

Your comment led me to check Alinski;

Rule 1: Power is not only what you have, but what your enemy thinks you have.

Rule 9: The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself. Imagination and ego can dream up many more consequences than any activist.

Note to comedians: Just get over it. The problem exists primarily in your head. Right now it is legal to mock Obama. Take the risk to do so, and perhaps it will always be so.

If they call you a racist, call them a panty waistist. Just do it! Your audience will thank you, if not now, eventually, and you will get laughs.

One more thing, avoid jokes about his appearance. Stick to his ideology, stupid positions, and gross errors. Nobody can do anything about their ears. But people who choose to be Marxist deserve ridicule.

Obama needs to be more thick-skinned, and less thick-headed.

He is said to be modelling himself on JFK, though he'd do better to emulate an earlier - and greater - Democratic President, Harry Truman, who famously observed, "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."

Re: the Alinsky standards:
"Rule 1: Power is not only what you have, but what your enemy thinks you have.

Rule 9: The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself. Imagination and ego can dream up many more consequences than any activist."

Successful poker players can deal well with these precepts.

Does McCain play poker? I bet Obama doesn't.

How about writers and comedians? Call the bluff.

Blame it on Obama's early childhood spent in mosques and Muslim school in Indonesia.

You know how you can tell Barack Obama is in the house?

You can hear his ears flapping.

Obama went parachuting for the first time the other day. He didn't need a parachute. Know why?

He perked up his ears to slow his landing.

Obama says he used drugs when he was younger. Shucks. He didn't need to say that. Anybody looking at him can tell.

The dude's got a pot-smoker's black mouth. You know I'm right!

What's Obama's favorite song when he's without a teleprompter?

Ramblin' Rose.

If you've wondered what a black-looking guy has to do to prove that he's really black, ask Obama.

It took him an angry wife, 20 years with a racist preacher, and a white grandma tossed under the bus, but, yeah, heck he did it. Now almost everyone in the black community think he's black enough. The only body who doesn't want to know if Obama is an abd is the imam in the mosque in Indonesia.

Obama's been running for office pretty much since he left law school. Know what he said when he found out you gotta work when you get elected?

Oh, bummer!

Barack Obama, George Bush, and Bill Clinton were being roasted at the Friars' Club in NYC. The first comedian pulled out a cigar, wagged it in Clinton's direction, and stuck it in the mouth. Clinton roared with laughter and quipped back, "close, but no cigar."

The second comedian mangled every polysyllabic word he said. Bush ROFLHAO; then he said, "you must be from Mexico! You're untranslating my mis-English into English."

The third person who came onstage did so in Islamic garb with a long beard. He looked a bit familiar, but no one could place him immediately. There was a guy dressed like a Marine behind him. Then Obama, who'd been roaring at all the jokes, went silent. Outraged at what he thought was a Muslim joke, Obama rose and shouted at the guy, "you're offending Muslims everywhere. You're offending the prophet Mohammed."

The guy looked at him quizzically, then said, "Hi, I was captured yesterday in Pakistan. My name is Osama bin Laden,..."

Okay, so, I'm no comedian, but even I can crack a few about Obama. If the comedians, self-professed, aren't doing it, it's cuz they don't want to. They're scared to. They're afraid Obama will play the race card, the religion card, the angry wife card, the any card at them. Sniveling cowardly bastards!

Hillary Kitten, I'm really guessing The Obamessiah wouldn't like this one on several fronts...

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