Get Me from the Church on Time

[Thanks to Scott Johnson at Powerline for the inspiration and apologies to Lerner & Loewe]

I'm gettin' elected in November;

Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.

So plug in some stoppers,

I'll tell some more whoppers,

To get me from this church on time.


I'm gonna be there in November;

Just one more Hill left to climb.

She's kickin' up a rumpus,

Still trying to bump us,

So get me from this church on time.


I'll still be running in November,

If I can dodge the Clinton slime.

Billary's tryin' to tar me,

With their Blue Collar Army;

Please get me from this church on time.


I'm gettin' elected in November;

Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.

Rush Limbaugh wants to diss me;

Chris Matthews wants to kiss me;

Just get me from this church on time.


I gotta make it to November,

Got to avoid the grit and grime.

If I dump the racist preachers

And fools cheering in the bleachers,

Will that get me from this church on time?


Russ Vaughn

[Thanks to Scott Johnson at Powerline for the inspiration and apologies to Lerner & Loewe]

I'm gettin' elected in November;

Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.

So plug in some stoppers,

I'll tell some more whoppers,

To get me from this church on time.


I'm gonna be there in November;

Just one more Hill left to climb.

She's kickin' up a rumpus,

Still trying to bump us,

So get me from this church on time.


I'll still be running in November,

If I can dodge the Clinton slime.

Billary's tryin' to tar me,

With their Blue Collar Army;

Please get me from this church on time.


I'm gettin' elected in November;

Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.

Rush Limbaugh wants to diss me;

Chris Matthews wants to kiss me;

Just get me from this church on time.


I gotta make it to November,

Got to avoid the grit and grime.

If I dump the racist preachers

And fools cheering in the bleachers,

Will that get me from this church on time?


Russ Vaughn