A**easing the A**easers

Russ Vaughn
The politically correct Left has declared yet more of our natural language off limits to all except themselves.

Conservatives, it appears, may no longer under any circumstances apply the terms appease or appeasement to members of the Democratic Party and especially not to presidential candidates or other leaders of that party. When our president stood there resolute before the world and forthrightly declared that negotiating with those who publicly assert their dedication to Israel's annihilation is an exercise in appeasement comparable to Chamberlain's deadly pussyfooting with Adolph Hitler, it was enough to send the entire dumpster-diving media into a frothing fit. How dare he call Obama an appeaser? How dare he imply that Democrats are the party of appeasement? Never mind that he didn't, the most important result of their rabid reaction is that it puts us on notice how quickly words and expressions are being removed from the general American lexicon by those champions of free speech, the Liberal Left.

No longer is it permissible for anyone not among the Leftist elite to utter these terms, appease, appeaser, appeasing and appeasement without feeling the wrath of the outraged appeasers who constitute a significant majority of the Democrat Party and the entirety of the Mendacious Media. Today we have witnessed the forced transmutation of those formerly acceptable words into a form found to meet with approval by liberals:

And like the "N Word", public use of which is reserved exclusively to black rappers, comedians and any black thug addressing one of his own race, but totally forbidden to whites of any stripe, the "A Word" may be used only in its original, full, linguistic form by liberals and Democrats (yes, I realize the redundancy and the irony.) For the rest of us, in spoken form it is the "A" Word and when putting it on a written page, such as this, it must be in this form, a**ease, without those plosive P's which, you know, must sound a bit harsh and aggressive to the multiculturally sensitive ears of those a**easers on the a**peasing Left who are looking for every possible way to a**ease Al Qaeda, Achmadinejad or anyone else who might threaten to annihilate them unless offered ongoing signals of a**easement.

Makes about as much sense as P**ce at any P**ce. Ask any I**ian, er, Native American.
The politically correct Left has declared yet more of our natural language off limits to all except themselves.

Conservatives, it appears, may no longer under any circumstances apply the terms appease or appeasement to members of the Democratic Party and especially not to presidential candidates or other leaders of that party. When our president stood there resolute before the world and forthrightly declared that negotiating with those who publicly assert their dedication to Israel's annihilation is an exercise in appeasement comparable to Chamberlain's deadly pussyfooting with Adolph Hitler, it was enough to send the entire dumpster-diving media into a frothing fit. How dare he call Obama an appeaser? How dare he imply that Democrats are the party of appeasement? Never mind that he didn't, the most important result of their rabid reaction is that it puts us on notice how quickly words and expressions are being removed from the general American lexicon by those champions of free speech, the Liberal Left.

No longer is it permissible for anyone not among the Leftist elite to utter these terms, appease, appeaser, appeasing and appeasement without feeling the wrath of the outraged appeasers who constitute a significant majority of the Democrat Party and the entirety of the Mendacious Media. Today we have witnessed the forced transmutation of those formerly acceptable words into a form found to meet with approval by liberals:

And like the "N Word", public use of which is reserved exclusively to black rappers, comedians and any black thug addressing one of his own race, but totally forbidden to whites of any stripe, the "A Word" may be used only in its original, full, linguistic form by liberals and Democrats (yes, I realize the redundancy and the irony.) For the rest of us, in spoken form it is the "A" Word and when putting it on a written page, such as this, it must be in this form, a**ease, without those plosive P's which, you know, must sound a bit harsh and aggressive to the multiculturally sensitive ears of those a**easers on the a**peasing Left who are looking for every possible way to a**ease Al Qaeda, Achmadinejad or anyone else who might threaten to annihilate them unless offered ongoing signals of a**easement.

Makes about as much sense as P**ce at any P**ce. Ask any I**ian, er, Native American.