The 2008 Presidential Field (a poem)

A woman, a Mormon and a War Hero
A big city mayor in women’s clothes
A Space Cadet who has burned his hair
An Ambulance Chaser who really cares
An Actor who rehearses his lines
An African American with looks so fine
Let’s not forget the Lunitarian Doctor
Or the Arkansan Baptist Rocker
 

From the above who will you chose
Do not despair, nine must lose
 

Donnie Dobro
A woman, a Mormon and a War Hero
A big city mayor in women’s clothes
A Space Cadet who has burned his hair
An Ambulance Chaser who really cares
An Actor who rehearses his lines
An African American with looks so fine
Let’s not forget the Lunitarian Doctor
Or the Arkansan Baptist Rocker
 

From the above who will you chose
Do not despair, nine must lose
 

Donnie Dobro