Liberal Fascism Over the Rainbow

A poem inspired by Jonah Goldberg's important new book, Liberal Fascism.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
States aren't blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the libs are far behind me
Where programs melt like lemondrops
And shrink below the budget tops
That's where you'll find me

Daily when the netrooter
Lib'rals cry
"Fascist Neanderthaler"
Why then, oh why can't I?

Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the libs are far behind me
Where programs melt like lemondrops
And shrink below the budget tops
That's where you'll find me

In the faculty lounge when
Lib'rals cry
"Fascist bigot are you," then
Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little lib'rals cry
"You know you're fascists"
Why, oh why can't I?

A poem inspired by Jonah Goldberg's important new book, Liberal Fascism.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
States aren't blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the libs are far behind me
Where programs melt like lemondrops
And shrink below the budget tops
That's where you'll find me

Daily when the netrooter
Lib'rals cry
"Fascist Neanderthaler"
Why then, oh why can't I?

Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the libs are far behind me
Where programs melt like lemondrops
And shrink below the budget tops
That's where you'll find me

In the faculty lounge when
Lib'rals cry
"Fascist bigot are you," then
Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little lib'rals cry
"You know you're fascists"
Why, oh why can't I?