His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

Here's a way to fill that space

That is yourself, from not for nothing

To something really something,

Like that and suddenly smart,

Twice you were than ever before.

It's easy as one, two, three

From lazy to savvy to worldly:

You go politically crazy!

Jack it up, pump it up,

Thermal up and what we got?

Off the hinge and at the fringe,

I never felt so free,

This country 'tis of me.

You think I'm nuts, get this!

The latest place I call my space

Is at the base of a political party

Gone totally totally.


Here's a way to fill that space

That is yourself, from not for nothing

To something really something,

Like that and suddenly smart,

Twice you were than ever before.

It's easy as one, two, three

From lazy to savvy to worldly:

You go politically crazy!

Jack it up, pump it up,

Thermal up and what we got?

Off the hinge and at the fringe,

I never felt so free,

This country 'tis of me.

You think I'm nuts, get this!

The latest place I call my space

Is at the base of a political party

Gone totally totally.