The Shrill One went down to Selma, she was looking for some votes to seal.She was in a bind, cuz he weren't far behind, she hoped she'd have great appeal.Well she went across the bridge span suckin' in air and sweatin' a lot.Then the Shrill One jumped up to the church mike and said "Folks let me tell you what.I guess you probably know it, but I'm a civil rights fighter too,and I've come too faaar in my jet and caar to not try and convince you."Now Dr. King did some great things, but give the Shrill One her due,"I need yer votes at the polls for my... err, our dreams to roll, then I'll make life good for you."She then said "I ain't no ways tired, so I'll drawl it out again,please on me bet and ya won't regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."Shrill one practice on yer drawl and play yer best race card,'cause ya need black votes from Selma, Barack's comin' on real hard,and if you win you'll get yer party's nod for winnin' polls,...(Read Full Post)