His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a continuing poem)

G.W. Gorge
S'pose you want to be like me:

Lean, mean of a thinking machine

In the know 'gards the such and so

'Bout the contemplation of your navel.

The senseless gets infectious, you got it.

Not to mention, it's by intention.

It's boring to be smart,

Much more fun to be dumb.

I like it living large,

Thinking free of charge.

The end in sight to being bright is now!

Misquoting Descartes 'gards my kind of smarts:

I would if I could but I can't; therefore, I am.

S'pose you want to be like me:

Lean, mean of a thinking machine

In the know 'gards the such and so

'Bout the contemplation of your navel.

The senseless gets infectious, you got it.

Not to mention, it's by intention.

It's boring to be smart,

Much more fun to be dumb.

I like it living large,

Thinking free of charge.

The end in sight to being bright is now!

Misquoting Descartes 'gards my kind of smarts:

I would if I could but I can't; therefore, I am.