The Studied Linguist (a poem)

Tim Schieferecke
She is a studied linguist,
no matter where she goes.
She'll speak the drawl of Ar - Kan - Saw
with perfect y'all knows!

When in da state she represents,
she'll tell you dis and dat.
She'll stand on line for Yankees games,
she's godda New York ting down pat!

When goin noahth to Boston town
to visit Ted and John,
she'll capsha haaats with Tweedyspeak
and eat chowda till it's gone!

To captcha votes in Scansin state,
believe ya me she'll try,
ta speak perfected Cheesehead-ite
an go two-tree fish fries!

Sheel habla perfect Spanglish-ese
ween she geets down from her car.
To habla bueno Spanglish-ese,
sheel necesita practicar!

Devoid of any principles electorates demand,
to parlor tricks she must depend
to protect delusions planned.
She spends the time to practice speech
to blend in here and there.

For she knows that absent parlor tricks,
she doesn't have a prayer!!!

Tim Schieferecke
panderingpoliticos.com
She is a studied linguist,
no matter where she goes.
She'll speak the drawl of Ar - Kan - Saw
with perfect y'all knows!

When in da state she represents,
she'll tell you dis and dat.
She'll stand on line for Yankees games,
she's godda New York ting down pat!

When goin noahth to Boston town
to visit Ted and John,
she'll capsha haaats with Tweedyspeak
and eat chowda till it's gone!

To captcha votes in Scansin state,
believe ya me she'll try,
ta speak perfected Cheesehead-ite
an go two-tree fish fries!

Sheel habla perfect Spanglish-ese
ween she geets down from her car.
To habla bueno Spanglish-ese,
sheel necesita practicar!

Devoid of any principles electorates demand,
to parlor tricks she must depend
to protect delusions planned.
She spends the time to practice speech
to blend in here and there.

For she knows that absent parlor tricks,
she doesn't have a prayer!!!

Tim Schieferecke
panderingpoliticos.com