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May 31, 2007 The Studied Linguist (a poem)She is a studied linguist, no matter where she goes. She'll speak the drawl of Ar - Kan - Saw with perfect y'all knows! When in da state she represents, she'll tell you dis and dat. She'll stand on line for Yankees games, she's godda New York ting down pat! When goin noahth to Boston town to visit Ted and John, she'll capsha haaats with Tweedyspeak and eat chowda till it's gone! To captcha votes in Scansin state, believe ya me she'll try, ta speak perfected Cheesehead-ite an go two-tree fish fries! Sheel habla perfect Spanglish-ese ween she geets down from her car. To habla bueno Spanglish-ese, sheel necesita practicar! Devoid of any principles electorates demand, to parlor tricks she must depend to protect delusions planned. She spends the time to practice speech to blend in here and there. For she knows that absent parlor tricks, she doesn't have a prayer!!! Tim Schieferecke panderingpoliticos.com |
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