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May 10, 2007 Never green enough
Kevin Lunny thought he was doing the right thing when he bought the Drakes Bay Oyster Company off the Marin County coastline in Northern California. He spent hundreds of thousands of dollars fixing environmental concerns, and prides himself on a sustainable agriculture operation, one which needs no feed at all to produce succulent and delicious animal protein, prized by shellfish aficionados (like me).
The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Lunny's best efforts are just not good enough. Environmentalists and park officials want his oyster farm, on leased park land, shut down.
The horror! Native fish doing without plankton consumed by outsider oysters! Grass meeting blades! Worst of all, human beings eating and enjoying the oysters. Let me see: if blade meeting grass, plus outsiders consuming resources that otherwise might be available to natives, equals a problem, these control freaks had best turn their attention to practically all the gardeners working in the Bay Area. When you come right down to it, the only solution that would satisfy all these concerns is for human beings to become extinct. I guess that I had better hurry up and make one last drive up the Marin coast to stop at one of the barbecue oyster (I know it sounds weird, but you have to try it) stands there, and enjoy the bivalve bounty while it is still permitted by the eniviro commissars. |
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