Our left-leaning guest poet His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus, the creation of G.W. Gorge, offers his thoughts on what he wants out of the 2008 election:My 2008 appeal is simple.Mr. or Mrs. resident President,Roll us all for once and for allInto a loveable, governmental fuzz ball.After which, and let's do lunchWith the country for an entree.Just leave me free to be me To do what I like and think as I please.Tax me in me pockets all you want.You can have my income; I just want my freedom!This is what I really want to happen:A majority keeps this country lazyInto perpetuity, and I'm forever happy.(Read Full Post)