After 2008 (a poem)

Our left-leaning guest poet His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus, the creation of G.W. Gorge, offers his thoughts on what he wants out of the 2008 election:


My 2008 appeal is simple.

Mr. or Mrs. resident President,

Roll us all for once and for all

Into a loveable, governmental fuzz ball.

After which, and let's do lunch

With the country for an entree.

Just leave me free to be me

To do what I like and think as I please.

Tax me in me pockets all you want.

You can have my income;

I just want my freedom!

This is what I really want to happen:

A majority keeps this country lazy

Into perpetuity, and I'm forever happy.

Our left-leaning guest poet His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus, the creation of G.W. Gorge, offers his thoughts on what he wants out of the 2008 election:


My 2008 appeal is simple.

Mr. or Mrs. resident President,

Roll us all for once and for all

Into a loveable, governmental fuzz ball.

After which, and let's do lunch

With the country for an entree.

Just leave me free to be me

To do what I like and think as I please.

Tax me in me pockets all you want.

You can have my income;

I just want my freedom!

This is what I really want to happen:

A majority keeps this country lazy

Into perpetuity, and I'm forever happy.