Media Bias (a poem)

The dues must be paid
Or prestige will fade

It's an elite club
And members can snub

They all report news
But give many clues

That neutral they're not
And bias they've got

Freeze out is their fate
If Bush they don't hate

The family tree
Seen on NBC

All know how to spin
So Democrats win

Same at CBS
But none will confess

That they slant the news
To push their own views

Do they know we're able
To fact check on cable

The dues must be paid
Or prestige will fade

It's an elite club
And members can snub

They all report news
But give many clues

That neutral they're not
And bias they've got

Freeze out is their fate
If Bush they don't hate

The family tree
Seen on NBC

All know how to spin
So Democrats win

Same at CBS
But none will confess

That they slant the news
To push their own views

Do they know we're able
To fact check on cable