His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

G.W. Gorge
Why go to school to get the grades

To graduate in order to debate?

Me, I need to know enough

To know enough to know.


I counterpunch with anyone who does.

Toss them darts at the counterparts:

Second hand solutions to right wing positions;

Conservative givens libly overridden;

A left wing hook to some right wing chin.


Be like me, you need to be somebody.

I'm liberal in the head

From getting out of bed.

I'm walking, talking

Sleeping, snoring proof:

The otherwise than wise can politicize.
Why go to school to get the grades

To graduate in order to debate?

Me, I need to know enough

To know enough to know.


I counterpunch with anyone who does.

Toss them darts at the counterparts:

Second hand solutions to right wing positions;

Conservative givens libly overridden;

A left wing hook to some right wing chin.


Be like me, you need to be somebody.

I'm liberal in the head

From getting out of bed.

I'm walking, talking

Sleeping, snoring proof:

The otherwise than wise can politicize.