His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

G.W. George
I'm state-of-the-art, ever alert,

Never in doubt, genuine smart,

On the move, new and improved,

Playing games and taking names,

Never before and keeping score,

Comes to play and wins the day

In the absence of hard evidence

Where meaning and relevance

More figment than significant ...

From solutions from opinions

Than the actual and factual

Based upon a certitude

Primarily from attitude.
I'm state-of-the-art, ever alert,

Never in doubt, genuine smart,

On the move, new and improved,

Playing games and taking names,

Never before and keeping score,

Comes to play and wins the day

In the absence of hard evidence

Where meaning and relevance

More figment than significant ...

From solutions from opinions

Than the actual and factual

Based upon a certitude

Primarily from attitude.